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Want to listen to me live on air?
Want to watch me live on screen?
Top-quality low-quality content?
Yes, please! Welcome to Expluce Player!
Join Sarah and me for an hour of chatting absolutely wham with themed episodes, music and games.
Catch up on the pilot now
In September 2020, Connor and I first bonded over rugs. We finally take our relationship to the next level and present a show where rugs take centre stage. Join us for music and chat – and rugs!
Catch up on the series now
What do you get when you don’t have any more ideas for a show? Well, you get this: like Ben Allen's The Aux Cord, but make it fashion.
Catch up on the series now
Spread the joy, not the virus
I’ve got loads of coffee. Let’s do something about that. Listen now to the podcast about coffee that’s not really about coffee!
New episodes coming soon!
Relaxing? Without me it now is!
I accompanied Isaac on a programme filled with classical music and instrumentals. Join me as I point out all his mispronunciations and try to throw him off course all whilst David looks on in disappointment.
Sunday evenings from 9pm on URY (now without me!)
What’ve we got…?
44 things for your ears
16 things for your eyes
Trainspotting
The music video to end all music videos. Watch the masterpiece now!
The Workplace
I spent a year working with the team at the ITV Hub and, luckily, I’ve documented it for your eager eyes.
Where it all began…
The series where I first tried my hand at radioing. Did it go well? Let’s not talk about it. It was so low quality, I still haven’t finished editing the programmes. Why not have a listen to the few that are available…?
I’m mid-stream!
Monitor the latest updates here, so you’ll be second to know (well, I’ve gotta know about them first, haven’t I?)!
About this site
Expluce Player is the home of most of the stuff what Keoni has done and thinks is worth showing you ’orrible lot.