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Welcome to Expluce Player!

What’ve we got…?

93 things for your ears

21 things for your eyes

Goodbye, URY!

I’m leaving URY – but fear not! I’m departing in style with 26 hours of radio – enough to even make me sick of myself.

Current Shows

Sip by Sip with Keoni D’Souza

(Almost) weekly, wherever you listen to your podcasts

Past Collections

The Ballen Trilogy

Catch up on The Aux Cord parodies: The 3.5mm cable, The 6.35mm cable and Line in

Themed Tunes

Catch up on the themed shows with Sarah and Keoni

A Classical Bedtime and Teatime

Catch up on the classical music show with Isaac and David

Centralised Breakfast Function

Catch up on the breakfast show

Centralised Breakfast Function, Episode 3

(3/3) Live from Studio Red, a special version of the show that's at an hour when students are more likely to consume their breakfasts.

Centralised Breakfast Function, Episode 2

(2/3) Take two of the show that's at an hour when students are more likely to consume their breakfasts.

Centralised Breakfast Function, Episode 1

(1/3) A week of shows? Well, two at this point, Michael says. Let's see how this goes...

Take it to the Rugs

Catch up on the (only?) rugs-based series

Keoni’s Cave

Catch up on the (only?) cave-based series

Trainspotting

The music video to end all music videos. Watch the masterpiece now!

The Workplace

I spent a year working with the team at the ITV Hub and, luckily, I’ve documented it for your eager eyes.

Where it all began…

The series where I first tried my hand at radioing. Did it go well? Let’s not talk about it. It was so low quality, I still haven’t finished editing the programmes. Why not have a listen to the few that are available…?

I’m mid-stream!

Monitor the latest updates here, so you’ll be second to know (well, I’ve gotta know about them first, haven’t I?)!


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