Sam and I are back with another numbers-themed show to tickle your earbuds.
Line in, Episode 2
(2/3) Yet another Aux Cord parody, join Keoni for music and other stuff, I suppose.
Keoni’s Literary Fest
I had a bunch of URY peeps on a Zoom call putting me off whilst I try to read a book, leading to radio bronze. #KLitFest
A Classical Teatime, Series 3 Episode 8
(8/10) Humour in Music: Can music, without words, actually be funny? In tonight’s programme, we look at classical music that may, or may not, be funny, and discuss what makes it funny (if indeed it is).
Love York Awards 2021
A fan of terrible jokes? Izzie and I squeezed in a whole lot of them to add a bit of colour to the script for the annual Love York Awards, recognising the achievements of students at the University of York.
Themed Tunes: Colours
It’s been fifteen days since the last show, so we’re back with an extra hour to compensate with a programme all about colours.
Line in, Episode 1
The first episode of the final part of Ben Allen’s The Aux Cord trilogy, live from Studio Bed.
The Precrastination Situation
Michael’s with me again because he actually does like my company.
Keoni on Matt’s Tune Turntable
During A Classical Teatime, Matt Strat asked if I were free to come on. Of course I had to say yes. This is what happened.
A Classical Teatime, Series 3 Episode 7
(7/10) Guess the Theme: David makes us guess the theme for today’s edition – and I want you to try and work out why I’m angry.
Centralised Breakfast Function, Episode 3
(3/3) Live from Studio Red, a special version of the show that’s at an hour when students are more likely to consume their breakfasts.
Centralised Breakfast Function, Episode 2
(2/3) Take two of the show that’s at an hour when students are more likely to consume their breakfasts.
Centralised Breakfast Function, Episode 1
(1/3) A week of shows? Well, two at this point, Michael says. Let’s see how this goes…
A Classical Teatime, Series 3 Episode 6
(6/10) I’ve returned! Hooray! Join me, Isaac and David as we decide (well, Isaac did) to broadcast from beside the toilet in a pub. A very good idea, Isaac. Well done.
Themed Tunes: Months
Live from an echoey conference room, join me, Sarah and even a little bit of Sam as we watch the months go by…
Keoni on An All Time Lowe
Losing my URY studio virginity, I managed to wake up at a ridiculous hour and appear on Isaac’s “so early it’s pre-breakfast” show, much to our surprise…
Cup 9, Supremo: Complex, spicy, powerful
Got those Eurovision blues already? Join me and Felicity as we natter on about the sitch in 2020.
Eurovision 2021: After-Party
It’s Eurovision Week! Join us for an after-party where Michael forgot to turn on his mic – surely that’s reason enough to tune in…
Eurovision 2021: URY’s Picks
It’s Eurovision Week! We nattered about our favourites in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest and played some tracks – many throwbacks – to prepare at least ourselves for the contest’s return.
YSTV Does Eurovision 2021 | Thursday’s Semi-Final
It’s Eurovision Week! Matt joined me in the proper studio as I changed hands with Sophie and Romilly to ensure only two were present in the studio.
Themed Tunes: Drinks
Get the drinks in! Join us for a tipple of drinks-based content as Sarah and I rattle through some songs and loads of listener-contributed jokes. Sam’s here, too – ensuring quality cueing.
YSTV Does Eurovision 2021 | Tuesday’s Semi-Final
It’s Eurovision Week! To start off, Matt joined me via video link in a cupboard, and Michael and Kyle were in the actual studio reacting to the first semi-final.
Cup 8, Intense Roast – Deliciously dark and rich (Podcast Version)
An edited version of a special live episode recorded live and filled with technical difficulties! But we had fun – and that’s the main thing…
Themed Tunes: Numbers
We’re all about numbers this week. Tune in to explore our archive of number-based songs, hear us share some terrible jokes, and find out the numbers dear to us.
Cup 8, Intense Roast – Deliciously dark and rich (Full Version)
A special live episode recorded live and filled with technical difficulties! But we had fun – and that’s the main thing…
Themed Tunes: Weather
We’re back – and we’ve rebranded! Join me and Sarah for an hour nattering on about the weather and playing, of course, some weather-themed melodies. We’ve also got producer Sam now – so it should all be a little smoother…
Themed Tunes: Feelin’ Fruiti
Pilot: This week we are kicking off the series with an episode about all things fruity. Tune in for the most important discussions of the term: What defines a fruit? We shall also be playing the first round of ‘Is Keoni smarter than Sarah’s Housemate’. Fruit puns shall be a-plenty and with a song dedication for the listener with the ultimate fruity joke!
Take it to the Rugs, Episode 6
(6/6) St Patrick’s Wahey!: Potts joins us for a St Patrick’s Day spectacular. Last in the series.
The 3.5mm cable, Episode 5
(5/5) I’ve finally managed it! I’ve for the (former) main man himself on the programme. Join Ben as he joins me for some chat and a fun little game I made up when listening to his show.
The Post-Post-Production Meeting Party Programme: Live!
Another programme that started as a joke! Join us as we quickly put together a show long after the weekly production meeting had ended.
YUSU Elections Results Night 2021
I floor managed ERN: The After Show, part of the YUSU Elections Results Night 2021 coverage – so, you won’t see me, but I was behind the scenes working my magic…
YSTV Arts and Crafts, Episode 1
It’s the first YSTV Arts and Crafts! I appear as a contestant alongside Musti as Stirky sets us things to draw, and Sophie shows us how to actually draw them.
Take it to the Rugs, Episode 5
(5/6) The Lentils are Defrosting: With Connor again producing, I maintain a delightful rug-based conversation with our guest, Alize, talking about pizza and Turkish rug weaving, and feature an unexpected playing of a seasonal tune.
The 3.5mm cable, Episode 4
(4/5) It’s Tuesday, it’s primetime, it’s the totally original idea (from Ben Allen), The 3.5mm cable! Tune in for more music and chat on what was a sunny Tuesday afternoon.
Take it to the Rugs, Episode 4
(4/6) Back to Business: Connor assumes control of the knobs whilst I entertain our guest, Niamh. We talk about her grandparents’ old carpeted bathroom.
The 6.35mm cable
This was bound to happen. A special programme to lead into URY’s Candidate Interview Night. Join me for voting-themed songs to get you in the mood for an evening of grilling. The 6.35mm cable: A 3.5mm cable special.
Take it to the Rugs, Episode 3
(3/6) Return of the Rhys: Rhys makes a return and shows Connor how to perfectly complement me like a presenter should. Also, Connor’s new laptop tries to derail proceedings.
The 3.5mm cable, Episode 3
(3/5) It’s Tuesday, it’s lunchtime, it’s the totally original idea (from Ben Allen), The 3.5mm cable! Music plays a leading role today, with loads of songs stuffed into proceedings. I also talk, for about seven minutes, about my many lamps.
Take it to the Rugs, Episode 2
(2/6) Double Trouble: This week we’re joined by some friends over at YSTV, Sophie Bolwell-Davies and Joe Radford, who indulge us with light frothy banter about rugs. Also, Joe orders a pizza.
The 3.5mm cable, Episode 2
(2/5) It’s Tuesday, it’s lunchtime, it’s the totally original idea (from Ben Allen), The 3.5mm cable! I forgot to set my alarm for this episode, so I woke up at 11:58, a mere two minutes before the show! Tune in for a last minute appearance from agony uncle sensation, Grill Gary.
A Classical Bedtime, Series 2 Episode 5
(5/10) Mahler and his Circle: We’re back for a second series of abject commentary and lovely music. In my final episode, we explore Mahler and the people around him, playing music from his own catalogue as well as that of his friends, acquaintances and colleagues.
YSTV on the Rocks, Episode 3
It’s mocktails week on YSTV on the Rocks. I join fellow guest Niamh in the capable hands of Joe and mixmaster Sophie to create alcohol-free beverages. Tune in for experiments with ginger and live-tweeting from Niamh’s mum!
Take it to the Rugs, Episode 1
(1/6) Your mother’s a rug!: After hours of fiddling, I managed to finally set up the show. With special guest Rhys Milling, join Connor and his greasy face, and me as we try to find out about Rhys’ earliest rug memories and finally, for the first time ever, take it to the rugs…
The 3.5mm cable, Episode 1
(1/5) It’s Tuesday, it’s primetime, it’s the totally original idea (from Ben Allen), The 3.5mm cable! If you’re feeling as sense of déjà vu, it’s because you are! Join me as I play as much of Ben’s playlist from his show, The Aux Cord, from the previous week as possible. If you don’t listen to this, at least listen to his…!
A Classical Bedtime, Series 2 Episode 4
(4/10) Semicentennial Celebrations: We’re back for a second series of abject commentary and lovely music. We’re celebrating 2021’s musical celebrations, with composers and compositions stretching back in fifty-year increments up to 1571. Featuring Haydn, Albinoni and Verdi.
A Classical Bedtime, Series 2 Episode 3
(3/10) We’re delving into pieces for the theatre this week, with picks from Puccini to Stravinsky and chat about concert halls and leg-room.
A Classical Bedtime, Series 2 Episode 2
(2/10) Join us as we start of in the north of this fine continent, exploring the range of styles on offer and revisiting David’s favourite conductor Neeme Järvi yet again…
A Classical Bedtime, Series 2 Episode 1
(1/10) On the theme of Music Plus One, join us we increment the number of players starting with Bach and ending with Haydn.
I’m So Turned On Right Now: Spring Term 2021
URY’s second term turn-on show
Cup 7, Christmas Blend: Deep, dark and seasonal
It’s a Christmas miracle! Cup 7 already?? I know! Here’s the second chat I had originally for Keoni’s Cave on URY with my pal Callum. I do much of the same as in the previous episode, actually, so watch out for more terrible singing and a moderately disastrous attempt at preparing M&S’s Christmas Blend. Merry Christmas!
Cup 6, Mulled Winter Punch: Rich, spicy, fruity
Cup 6 has arrived to boost/banish [delete as applicable] your Christmas blues! Originally, recorded for Keoni’s Cave on University Radio York (URY), here’s an expanded version of the chat I had with Molly that includes terrible Irish pronunciations, plenty of non-Christmas-based nattering and a clip shoehorned in of me taking a swig of some warm juice. 2020’s never been better…
Keoni’s Christmas Cave
(6/6) Most of the gang are back – as well as some special guests! There was so much stuff to squeeze in, we were going to extend the show by an hour. But we realised that no-one would have wanted that. Watch out for the explosive ending…
A Classical Christmastime
(7/7) Christmas Special
Keoni on Colin and Matt Having a Christmas Chat
Christmas magic is alive and well as I appear on Colin and Matt Having a Christmas Chat and sing ‘Popeth dw i’n eisiau am Nadolig sy’n ti’.
Keoni’s Cave, Episode 5
(5/6) I’ve literally lost everyone. How will I get them back? Maybe we’ll find out after this special solo edition…
A Classical Bedtime, Series 1 Episode 6
(6/7) Series 1 Episode 6
Keoni’s Cave, Episode 4
(4/6) Four shows down and there’s only two of us left! Join me and my Captor as we try to rescue this sinking ship, all whilst completely forgetting the premise.
A Classical Bedtime, Series 1 Episode 5
(5/7) Series 1 Episode 5
Keoni’s Cave, Episode 3
(3/6) Show 3? Already?? Join us with our temporary handler, Frankie Alice, along with Producer Potts and my Captor. Questionable content. Questionable quality.
A Classical Bedtime, Series 1 Episode 4
(4/7) Series 1 Episode 4
Keoni’s Cave, Episode 2
(2/6) We’re onto the second week of the high-concept “thriller” series. Join us as we try to keep up with the confusing premise.
A Classical Bedtime, Series 1 Episode 3
(3/7) Series 1 Episode 3
Keoni’s Cave, Episode 1
(1/6) A masterclass in developing accidental ideas, I’ve been kidnapped and thrown into a cave. My task? Hosting a radio show to appease my captor. Will he let me escape today? Unlikely – it’s the first of six episodes.
A Classical Bedtime, Series 1 Episode 2
(2/7) Series 1 Episode 2
A Classical Bedtime, Series 1 Episode 1
(1/7) Series 1 Episode 1
URY Welcome Week 2020: Virtual Fair
With everyone stuck inside, we were live from our homes, providing the sound to the YUSU (University of York Students’ Union) Fairs. I was asked/I volunteered readily to take part, so here I am making sure that no-one else would ever want to listen to me again…!
Cup 5, Master Origin India: Intense and spicy
My exams – or ‘alternative assessments’ – are now over, so I found some free time, at last! Recorded near the start of the lockdown, in cup 5 my guest Jimmy and I talk a little about life in Toronto and play a rather self-explanatory game called What am I talking about? which actually wasn’t that straightforward. But, let’s be honest, it wouldn’t be, would it…?
Virtual Welsh Varsity 2020 Highlights
Highlights of SUTV’s coverage of 2020’s Virtual Varsity on Wednesday 29th April
Cup 4, English Breakfast: Golden and well-rounded
Cup 4 is the overflow stuff from the last episode – yes, we really did record so much! Listen to the rest of the Welsh maraca game and hear João talk about Asturias (for a bit). In a surprising turn of events, the drink in the title comes from my guest – a Twinings English Breakfast Tea, drunk late after the watershed.
Cup 3, Praline Especial Brazil: Chocolatey and nutty
The third cup brings together two people who haven’t spoken in yonks. João and I discuss bourbon(s) (creams) and Asda Smart Price meatballs, and play another game with maracas that had to be cut short and shoved into another episode because we were going on for too long! Today’s coffee – an intensity of 8 – comes from Taylors of Harrogate, who describe this coffee as “a big, beautiful Brazilian roast, like sinking your teeth into a hazelnut praline.”
Cup 2, Kazaar: Exceptionally intense and syrupy
Goodness, he’s only gone and done it when you all thought he’d given up or forgotten about it! Cup 2 is a Kazaar, a very strong (12) brew made with both Arabica and Robusta beans. Rachael is my guest – join me as we talk a bit about languages and play a game based on products from Ikea.
Cup 1, Envivo Lungo: Potent and caramelised
Cup 1 is an Envivo Lungo of intensity 9 on the Nespresso scale. Join me and my guest Jasper Hubbard as we discuss supermarket value brands and play a game involving maracas. What a way to start the series!
Swansea University SU Elections Results Night 2020 Highlights
Highlights of SUTV’s coverage of the Swansea University Students’ Union Election Results live from Fulton House on Friday 13th March 2020
A Voice for Radio, Ep 37: Spot the Windows Notification Sound
Episode synopsis (2/5) A Voice for Radio is back for one last ride. In this episode, we have a guest, international agony uncle sensation Gary answering your burning questions in Grill Gary. First aired: 17:10 – 18:50, Monday 24th February 2020Episode released: Monday 2nd March 2020
Scotch Packing Tape
Please don’t watch this – it’s a waste of everyone’s time! I filmed it in the early hours of the morning – and I’ve not even watched it all the way through!
A Voice for Radio, Ep 30b: Nanimo kamo mechakuchada
(1b/6) A Voice for Radio returns for a fifth series – we’re back in the studio and now in a Sunday slot. Jack was ill for this episode but join me anyway for a recording that’s filled with technical problems!
The Workplace: Teaser
Let me oblige you with thirty seconds showcasing some random clips from my new film about my placement year at ITV. When’s this big video coming out, then? It’s coming soon, don’t worry! In fact, here’s thirty seconds to tempt you with what’s to come sometime this winter 2020…
Year 1 in 60 seconds
The excuse I’m using is that I was made to do this – so, don’t blame me. Plus, for goodness’ sake, put on the subtitles!
Academic Year Diary
This wasn’t meant to ever be released – it was just a spur of the moment thing for my good pal Hubbard(ino). But now you get to enjoy it – so, please do!
Trainspotting – The Music Video
The modern masterpiece that took a very long time to make. I can’t and won’t apologise if it gets stuck in your head. It was your decision to watch it after all…
Trainspotting – The Music Video: Trailer
Want a 30-second preview for the fêted music video? You probably don’t anymore. But maybe you did pre-August 2015.
Trainspotting – The Music Video: Teaser
10 seconds of the song that people literally stop to tell me about. And before you ask, no – watching this doesn’t count as watching the actual video!
GCSE English Analysing Poetry Vodcast
Stuck on analysing poetry for your English exam? Well look no further for any help, as there’s some here! On a Wednesday morning, groups of us were set a task to produce revision resources for GCSE English. What resulted was this masterpiece – written and presented by Sebastian Kozłowski and starring Shazon Miah. Conflict Poetry Crossword: Click here
‘Burning’ – Ludovico Einaudi
This is the second ‘Evening Piano Session’! I’m continuing on with the theme of ‘firsts’ with ‘Burning’ by Ludovico Einaudi. For this piece, I used the strings setting as an accompaniment for the middle part. Enjoy!
‘I Giorni’ – Ludovico Einaudi
This is the first ‘Evening Piano Session’! I’ve started off on the theme of ‘firsts’ with ‘I Giorni’ by Ludovico Einaudi. ‘I Giorni’ was the first piece I heard by Einaudi and I’ve decided to share it with you. Enjoy!